Front: If you lived on Uranus, you'd be less than a year old...
Inside Message: And when asked where you live, you get to say, 'your anus!' Happy Birthday!
Seltzer Cards are quirky and good:
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper with matching envelope
- Thick and luxurious with eco-friendly inks
- Printed in Canada on American-made paper
- Seltzer Goods is located in Asheville, NC
