Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane.
The 4'' plastic Dashboard Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but does not constitute a passenger in the eyes of the law.
Jesus does not care if you drive a rusted beater or a Ferrari, he judges you not by your method of transportation, but by the path you choose to take. He bobbles equally for all men.
If you don't have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness.