What can we say about Uncooked Cards? They have the weirdest sense of humour of any card line we carry. That's what we can say.

Front: "i'm really glad your parents had sexual intercourse and made you with their private sections."

inside: "happy birthday"

  • 5 x 7 inches
  • printed on recycled paper
  • printed with soy-based inks
  • produced with 100% wind generated power
  • made in the USA
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