You might ask, do we really think this is the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course we do, Archie McPhee put it right there on the package!
Put this perfectly usable tongue scraper in a stocking along with some socks, underpants, vitamin pills, a box of raisins and an orange. What a cornucopia of practicality! What kid doesn't like help in improving their oral hygiene?
The tongue scraper is 7" long and made of plastic and rubber. After they stop crying, I'm sure your kids will forgive you.