Front: I feel like if the Zombie Apocalypse happened and I got turned into a zombie and you didn't, you’re the kind of friend that would lock me in a pit in his basement and feed me rats.
Written by Spencer Dobson.
Compendium's Frank & Funny line of greeting cards is written by professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off! We frequently find customers at the display stand helpless with laughter.