Front: I feel like if the Zombie Apocalypse happened and I got turned into a zombie and you didn't, you’re the kind of friend that would lock me in a pit in his basement and feed me rats.

Inside: Thanks.

Written by Spencer Dobson.

Compendium's Frank & Funny line of greeting cards is written by professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off! We frequently find customers at the display stand helpless with laughter.

  • card is 5.38”H x 4.25”W
  • comes with a kraft paper envelope
  • printed in the USA with soy inks
  • printed on FSC certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper
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