Rude Birthday Cards

When we say rude birthday cards, we don’t mean it in the usual way. The goal of rude birthday cards is pretty much always to make them laugh. That is unless you’re sending a birthday card to someone you genuinely don’t like, in which case we’d probably advise you to stop what you’re doing and go and watch a nice video about cats.

Rude Birthday Cards
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Britney Spears Birthday Bitch Card
Celebration Bitches Cake Card
Sexy Bitch Birthday Card
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Bitch Peas Birthday Card
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Baddest Bitch Birthday Card
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You're How Old Card
Trump Bitch Card
Birthday Bitch Heart Cake Card
Bitches & Hoes Card by Smitten Kitten
Here's Your Card Bitch Birthday Card
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Saint Bitch The Fierce Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
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Happy Birthday Bitch Card
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Old Slutbag Card
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Cake Bitch Birthday Card
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Fucking Fabulous Card
Kill These Bitches Card
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Bitchin' Birthday Eleven Card
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Don't Join My Fan Club Card
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Straight up offensive birthday cards

As we’re the home of unique and quirky cards and gifts, it wouldn’t be right if we didn't have some offensive birthday cards for you to choose from. Just make sure you’re buying them for the right person - will your Mom really find that funny, or is it more appropriate for your bestie? We’ll leave that to you, but don’t say that we didn’t warn you.

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