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Rude Birthday Cards

For birthdays that call for something considerably less polite. Shop rude birthday cards packed with bad language, questionable taste, inappropriate jokes and the kind of humour you probably wouldn’t send to your grandmother.

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Rude Birthday Cards for People Who Can Take a Joke

These aren’t subtle birthday cards. Expect insults, swearing, dirty jokes, terrible behaviour and plenty of material for people who believe getting older should come with a little abuse.

When Funny Isn’t Quite Rude Enough

Looking for something with more bite? This collection goes beyond ordinary funny birthday cards into inappropriate, offensive and wonderfully questionable territory. For something a little safer, try our Funny Birthday Cards collection.