The Worst Birthday Card Ever

$6.95

Happy birthday you cum guzzling bitch tits slapping fuck nugget frying bastard git getting shitbag stuffing cunt muffin baking douche canoe paddling twat waffle eating motherfucker.

  • Blank inside
  • 5 x 7 inches
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Printed on recycled card stock
  • Made in the USA