The Kitchen Accidents Towel is your kitchen safety net—before you realize your first aid is rusty and the fire extinguisher is expired. Packed with dozens of tips, remedies, and must-have supplies like bread, aloe, and of course, duct tape. Accidents happen—this witty dish towel helps you handle them.
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
