Once Upon A Time Card
Blue Barnhouse is known for its irreverent line of letterpressed greeting cards. They're a perfect fit for Outer Layer!
"Once upon a time a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping and dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted."