Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t... or flowers.

Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

  • Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
  • Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Septic-Safe
  • Made in the USA
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