Turdcules 2oz Pooseidon


Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t... or flowers.

With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nose-buds.

  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
  • Really smells like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Septic-Safe
  • Made in the USA