Turdcules 2oz Turdally Awesome


Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t... or flowers.

With Turdcules’ Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion.

  • Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
  • Really smells like Satsuma, Mint & Cayenne Pepper
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Septic-Safe
  • Made in the USA