Unless I Get Diarrhea Card
What can we say about Uncooked Cards? They have the weirdest sense of humour of any card line we carry. That's what we can say.
We're also pretty sure they are the only company that makes a diarrhea birthday card.
Front: "i'm not going to let anything get in the way of us celebrating your birthday. well, unless i get diarrhea. then i won't be celebrating anything."
inside: "happy birthday"