Uranus Birthday Card


Front: If you lived on Uranus, you'd be less than a year old...

Inside Message: And when asked where you live, you get to say, 'your anus!' Happy Birthday!

Seltzer Cards are quirky and good:

  • 4.25 x 5.5 inches
  • 100% post-consumer recycled paper with matching envelope
  • Thick and luxurious with eco-friendly inks
  • Printed in Canada on American-made paper
  • Seltzer Goods is located in Asheville, NC